But is there really any other kind?

Michelle Obama spent more than $400 on a pre-dinner snack a few days ago, including lobster, champagne and Iranian caviar. Take a look at the bill 

What is a champagne communist?  I think you know.  It’s someone who knows better than you, and of course requires the finer things in life in order to justify all the good things they do for their underlings.

UPDATE:  A little embarrassing that this bill turns out to be a photoshop.  However, the observations about “champagne communists” — and I’ve seen nothing in the media to suggest that the Obamas are anything else — remain valid.